This is Chris Bell stepping in for Troy on the ol' blog factory. You'll have to give me a second to collect myself and eat my cheese sandwich.
(Takes a bite of cheese sandwich)
Mmmm... that's some good cheese. Now wash it down with some keg beer.
(Takes a drink of beer)
Much better. Now lets be honest... I have no clue what's going on. Megan Ahiers keeps looking at me like I've done something wrong. Like I should've been here earlier.
I don't know. I just don't know.
It's not because I'm stoned. I'm not stoned.
I just don't know.
Patrick Apple-corn just told me he really likes the show he's in and that it's beautiful. Oh... then why don't you just get a room with show number 6, Patrick... you love sick puppy.