"We have to go to Meghan's house to get a stuffed animal." "I need my elephant."
(Theme from "Call Me" being whistled.)
"The first rule of theatre: Audiences love a man in a dress and a woman without pants."
(Faint strains of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer float in from somewhere in the building.)
"There's a tuba! Or wait, was that your phone?"
"Why is the soup pink?"
"Brian, did you know you're left-handed?" "Like I don't have enough to think about right now."
"Who are you? I mean, I know who you are, but who are you today?"
(There's those Blue Angels!!!!! Fuck yeah!)
"Hey, how are you?" "Good." "How's it going so far?" "Uh...good."
"Last time I did 14/48, I put four people in pasties." "That was me!"
"Are you the sexy wizard?"