Time to try and figure out what this play is actually about. While band runs through intro I examine the delightful array of sound-makers arranged on Salo's keyboard.
Haha! Love the actors' entrance. Peggy's feet are obviously killing her. I feel you with the stilettos, girl.
Director Charles Smith: "Who the fuck directed this?"
Break to direct the band how to make car honking sounds. "We just need some light honking." Band obliges. "Yeah that honking could be just a little lighter."
Patrick Allcorn: "I'm going to put my elbow like so, so the bower doesn't fall on the audience."
They've run out of time. Rushrushrushurshurhusrhurshurhusrhsurhusrhushrush.
My back is starting to hurt. I wonder when I should start drinking?