James Frounfelter has been handed the task of creating fire for one of the plays this evening.
What does one need to create fire?
WOOD
How does one get the required wood when in the big city?
GO ACROSS THE STREET TO THE SMALL PARK.
MAKE SURE NO ONE IS LOOKING.
TAKE SAW TO LIMB.
FRANTICALLY HACK LIMB FROM TREE.
PAY OFF THE PUNK KIDS WHO WERE WATCHING YOU.
CARRY THE 7 FOOT BRANCH BACK TO ACT.
And that's how you make fire at 14/48!
DATS CWAZY!
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