Friday, January 15, 2010

Friday Update: We Got Porn!


Husband and wife team Jim Sabuda and Suzi Bailie (left, with prop list) have been on prop hunting missions today. The most recent; Gay Porn! On the way back to the theater with said porn, Jim reports that he asked Suzi not to show him the porn. Privately, she commented that the males were well shorn.
After they returned with the porn, Maria Menendez, Katie Hansen, and Alyssa Byer were atwitter at the headquarters desk, where one can usually find Jodie Paul Wooster and Peter Dylan O'Connor. They're not the guys those gals are giggling about, though. It's the hunks with the large boners they're focused on.
Maria is unavailable for comment, but Peter says that he feels that she was exclusively responsible for the choosing of the images. Then, Alyssa Byer, the liason between 14/48 and ACT Theater, and darn sweet lady, was tasked with photocopying the gay porn on ACT's photocopier. While doing this, she was approached by a fellow employee of ACT, and had to come up with an excuse on the spot.
"I'm...copying Derek Van Heel's...timecard," she said, which raises the question; Why is Derek Van Heel clocking in and out with gay porn?

Then in the rehearsal hall, where the porn was needed, veteran director J.D. LLoyd entered, saying; "We got the porn. We got the porn. Big, hunky guys with big, hard dicks."

To see the porn yourself, come see 14/48 tonight! The 8 pm show is basically sold out, so get online and get yourself tickets for the 10:30 show. Hurry, while supplies last!

www.acttheatre.org

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