Insta-Critic in the House

I've just showed up and started simmering in the 14/48 juices before the shows start and I begin my live reviews in 14 words or 48 characters (or less, but I'm going to try to hit them exactly, in the spirit of the event).

The mood here seems less frenzied than I expected. The theme is "headin' down south"—as a part Southerner I'm curious how long I'll be able to go without getting into high dudgeon over some low blow or abused cliche.

As soon as I walked in the door, I heard the band practicing the dueling banjos theme from "Deliverance"—so I'm guessing it won't take long!