The Descent: 14-Word Review

The Descent: written by Eric Lane Barnes; directed by Kate Jaeger; starring Bobby Temple, Daniel Chercover, Ryan Higgins, and Harry Todd Jamieson.

Three boys explore “cave.” Script coasts on entendre—actors and “clitoris” design are aces.

(To cheat: I wish I had more than 14 words for this one. One of the boys meets "the little man in the boat," who tells him how to lick: "I am NOT a popsicle!" This 14-word limit is insanely restrictive. Next time, I want 48 words.)