"List of things that will never love me.
- my stapler
- my three hole punch
- my shredder
- the apple in my sack lunch
- fire hydrants
"Things that provide comfort, which can be confused with love, but is in fact the impartial completion of an intended function:
- Gold Bond medicated powder
- gummi bears
- dirty magazines
- You Tube videos of people falling on the ice.
- A mother's breast. And here you wrote an asterisk with a note at the bottom of the page that reads: only applicable during the breast feeding years which should never be continued once the child is old enough to ask for it by name and indicate a preference for right or left.
"Things that I love regardless of their ability to love me back:
- Sleeping pills"
So you can see why I discarded this and moved on.