Okay one more that I couldn't resist.
From a chat box two hours ago, reprinted, of course, without permission.
Jon: what's the theme?
me: My Turn
Jon: there'll be a dating plot
a playground plot
maybe a dance piece
maybe a stripping piece
maybe a divorce plot
me: any other guesses?
Jon: hopefully an avant garde language piece.
maybe a piece about college drinking.
probably a sex piece.
So. How many do you think he got right? I will guess conservatively and say three.