Hey all, bienvenidos to Dude Weekend aka the most penis jokes in a theater you've ever seen, and the most fart jokes you've ever winced at.
Random quotes as people gather:
"It's a sausage fest"
"This will be the smelliest weekend of theater ever."
"Well, we're just going to jump off the cliff and hope the parachute opens"
Okay, that last one didn't have a dude tie-in, but still. Risky business all over the place.