14 Reasons That You Should Come to 14/48 Tonight

I'm making a list, all internet journalism-style. These are not the only reasons. I could probably write 1,400 but THERE'S NO TIME! Feel free to add your own.

1. Your new favorite band, The Broad Strokers, is even better than yesterday's new favorite band Raccoons in Heat. 
2. A Goddess of Destruction channeling Judge Judy.
3. Two words: parallel universes.
4. Totally gratuitous girl-on-girl action.
5. You want know how to smile like the Mona Lisa.
6. You know that Miracle Max and Valerie are the perfect couple.
7. Seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven.
8. You will learn the dire consequences of recreational sex. So educational.
9. I'm out of words to describe how the design team has outdone themselves.
10. You want to be able to tell your grandchildren (or your sister's grandchildren if you're not into procreation) that YOU WERE THERE.
11. These artists aren't just working out of their comfort zones; they are being thrown out of their comfort zones.
12. At 11:00 this morning, I was already seeing committed performances when these actors had 9 whole hours before opening night to keep getting better.
13. The gods demand it.
14. Last night a lot of the artists talked about doing something new. Tonight they are talking about stretching themselves. I'm not sure, but I think these are different things. This show isn't just the adrenaline of doing a bunch of scary things in a short amount of time, they are pushing the limits of their very best selves.