Virgewatch: Chris Ensweiler

Chris is making his virgin acting appearance tonight at 8 pm. He will be playing a southern boy who may be a bit slow, who is fixing a chair. Awesome.

Earlier, by the water cooler, Chris sat down, leading with this comment, issued in a perfect affected german accent;

"I love cabbage."

He then went on to tell me that he was in D.C. last weekend and had to miss the first weekend of shows. However, while he was there, he received some sage advice from Deb Fialkow, 14/48 superwoman of thousands of responsibilities, including the baking brownies and Cocoa Krispies.

"Put Peanut Butter on the Cocoa Krispies treats," said Falkow, "it's like crack."

Chris is currently eating two of the PB laden treats, that are, I remind you, made of COCOA Krispies. I ask him if he's going to eat anything else for lunch. He says that he has had a sandwich and salad, with some corn chips and guacamole. Sounds like he's making nutritionally sound choices. Good job, virge.